Random words of Girs life...

It was a blazing sunny afternoon and Gir was on a boat with his Scooby-doo fishing rod with a silver- tip hook. He suddenly felt a tug. He yanked and pulled then a sea trout landed in the small boat. The fish flopped and jumped until it was hit with a club with accurate accuracy. He then rowed to the research lab and put the dead fish in the colossal fish tank. Gir screamed in the ancient Russian language and shoved a piece of stride gum in the little fishes mouth. He then grabbed the fish and took it to the TV room. The fish was put in a invisible water jug and Gir sat on the couch listening to the Symphony Orchestra. Gir ate the over buttered popcorn with greed. Gir then jumped into his steam powered Eco-friendly lime green smart car and came back with a meat lover pizza with anchovies sauce. Then Gir put the fish into a self- destroying chamber and put on his 3-D movie glasses. Gir pressed the button and dipped a piece of pizza in the anchovies sauce and was silent. The chamber suddenly flashed with wavering light. Gir laughed with evilness and glee. He skipped to the chamber and got the fried trout and threw it in the garbage. After Gir finished his pizza and starts to sob and wail. He then read the new gossip magazine for dummies and cried some more. He dozed off on the couch.

The next unpredictable day.....
The next day Gir was strolling down the crowded Tokyo like street. He skipped into a wierd vodo shop. He looked in awe as the stitched dolls started in every direction.He laughed and chuckled and grabbed all the souless dolls and bought them. Since the doll where $50 each it didn't seem that inexpensive to him. So he stuffed all of the dolls and drove home. He brought each vodo doll in the TV room. He placed the creppy dolls on the couch. Gir then jumped on top of them and watched TV. Ding Dong! the bell rang. Gir skipped to the melody of the sound. He them opened the door to see a little girl holding a box of girl guide cookies and shyly said " excuse me sir would you like to buy some chocolate chip cookies?" Gir replied " yes how much?"
The girl said " $10 " Gir ran to the crowded kitchen covered with mo-sho chinnese take out boxes and grabed a 10 dollar bill off the ground and folded it into a paper airplane. He trough the plane to the door and grabbed the cookies. He ran back to the TV room and played Tea House with one of the vodo dolls called Veronica. He talked to the lifeless doll and poured some water in the tea cup. He then focefed the doll one of the cookies until the mouth of the doll until cotton started spewing out of it. Gir then sat civilized and mature and put his pinky up and drank his tea. He then ate the whole box of chocolate chip cookies. He then started to cry like a little baby.

He then stopped and thought of an idea. " I should make waffles!!!!"