My Mom is way better than you're mom!

It was one boiling afternoon school day. The bells rang and kids started to storm out of the little aged doors. I was going into the bus to get home. One of my friends Timmysat beside me in the front row. We where both silent until i mentioned that subject " My mom is better then you're mom....

" My mom is better than you're mom!" Timmy screamed.
I replied with a high pitch scream " No my mom powns!"
Timmy then put his hands on his hips and replied " phhh! How is you're mom better than my mom?"
I hastily replied " well she owns the famous mountain called Mt. Everest!
Timmy argued " well my mom owns the Eiffel Tower!"
I said " well my mom has the most energy efficient house! The electricity runs on solar energy from the sun! Also it is Japanese designed, You gotta respect the Japanese!"
Timmy bellowed " well my moms house is beside the sea shore she has a water purifier that makes the water so healthy it is the rarest water on earth!"
I rolled my eyes and said " is that all you got for you're moms house? Well my mom makes the best Chinese Stir Fry ever her ingredients are freshly imported from China itself! It is known all around the world that the Barrack Obama flew in a jet to Canada to taste it!

Timmy grained and replied " Chinese stir fry? Well my mom makes the most delicious Italian spaghetti in the world that the Italian president gave her $2300 in Canadian cash!" he then sipped on his water bottle.

I shook my head in disagreement and replied " well that is just Italy! China is twenty sizes humongous than petite Italy! My mom has been to the only three blow wholes in the whole entire world Australia, Mexico and Hawaii!"

Timmy then sprayed the water on the cement ground. He then bosted " My mom is a Blue belt in karate!"

I then laughed in amusement and said " A blue belt? Well my mom is a black belt! She has been to Japan to compete in the world wide finals! Let me spell it for you! W O R L D F I N A L S !

Timmy looked in his backpack and pulled out a Mothers Day card and waved it in my face and bragingly said " Well mothers day is comming up and i already made a card!" He revieled a rainbow card saying happy mothers day.

I then opened my iphone and then showed the slideshow i mad. I exclaimed" technolgy is the new thing! This slideshow is the 2010 generation!"

The bus then stopped at the stop and Timmy went out of his chair and got his backpack and grumbled and murmered.

I grinned and thought to myself " hahaha, my mom is way better than you."